1 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,479 DOORBELL RINGS 2 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,720 OK, I'm coming. I'm coming. 3 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:25,519 Do you know what time it is? 4 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,799 Good morrow, fair maiden. 5 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:33,239 I bear a felicitous message from thou'st most beloved sister. 6 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,479 Oh, Lia. 7 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:37,199 Lia sent you. OK, go on, then. 8 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:42,079 "My lady is in love and requests thou'st presence to witness 9 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:46,679 "the joyful event of her becoming betroth... ed." 10 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,959 What? 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,159 Lia's getting married? 12 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,399 She's... 13 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,079 Well, when? 14 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,840 Who... who? Why? 15 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,119 Doesn't actually say. Sorry. 16 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,599 Um... 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:05,279 "But thou has-est the greatest-est honour of being her maid. 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,239 "Of honour. 19 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,680 "And you better not mess it up." 20 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,920 OK. 21 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,239 Oh! 22 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,680 Thank you. 23 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,840 She wants me to be her maid of honour. 24 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,079 Oh, wow. 25 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,159 Thanks. 26 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,439 Oh! Actually, before you go, can I just ask, 27 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,079 what did you think of my performance? 28 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,999 - Performance? - As your Bard-O-Gram. 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,239 They demand that we go really big on the whole Shakespeare thing 30 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,039 but I worry I pushed it too far, 31 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,879 maybe lost the emotional heart of the message. 32 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:50,159 How would you rate me on a scale of zero to Dame Judi? 33 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,360 Oooh. I don't... I don't... 34 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,080 Good morrow. 35 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:02,160 Yeah, I reckon that was a solid eight. 36 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,479 Oh, good for Lia! 37 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,679 And how sweet she wants you to be her maid of honour. 38 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,039 Sweet? She's just rubbing it in. 39 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,279 You're just jealous because she's getting married 40 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,879 and you're being left on the shelf? 41 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,919 "Left on the shelf." Hello, it's not the 1950s. 42 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,759 I have chosen to be single for a while, 43 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,239 and now, I'm choosing to be 44 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,959 the best maid of honour anyone's ever had. 45 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,960 - Well done for being the bigger person. - Thank you. 46 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,359 Obviously I want her big day to go well, 47 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,199 and, of course, it's all about her. 48 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,519 But... 49 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,759 Well, I also need to turn up with 50 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,879 a drop-dead gorgeous plus one on my arm. 51 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,439 MAN CHUCKLES 52 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,079 Anyway, before bridesmaid of Frankenstein arrived, 53 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,479 you were telling me about this audition. 54 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,039 Ooh, yes, well, 55 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,559 you know, I'm not one to strum my own lute, 56 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,959 but I think they were quite impressed. 57 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,199 Is this the one for the big Hollywood film? 58 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,359 Mm. It's a six-day shoot in LA 59 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,439 on the same backlot used by all the greats. 60 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,359 I could be walking in the footsteps of Gable and Garbo. 61 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,839 Can you imagine? 62 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,239 I'm going to keep all my fingers and toes crossed. 63 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,959 Brrughh! 64 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,799 Remember you have a 9am. 65 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,439 Oh, Lu, 66 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,919 you might find this case rather useful. 67 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,280 Hmm. 68 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,839 Er... Upon My Soulmates? 69 00:03:55,840 --> 00:04:01,119 It's a high-end match-making service with an 87% success rate. 70 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,439 What? Right here in town? 71 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,239 Yeah, it's run by Helena and Bertrand Roberts, 72 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,759 and they've got a unique soulmate-finding system. 73 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,759 And you signed up for this did you, Mr... erm... Ward? 74 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,239 Yes. Please call me Roland. 75 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:19,119 I did, yeah, and I'll be honest with you, 76 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,159 I haven't had the most luck when it comes to the opposite sex. 77 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,759 - Oh. - That's a surprise. 78 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,799 Now, the Roberts say that you'll 79 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,519 find your soulmate or they'll give you your money back. 80 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,919 - Do they, really? - Mm. 81 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,799 Let me guess, you didn't match with anyone? 82 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,079 Oh, no, 83 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,720 I found the love of my life. 84 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,199 Violet Lafew. 85 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,239 During the weekend we really clicked, 86 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,760 and, eventually, I presented to her... 87 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,639 ...my Cupid's Arrow. 88 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,279 Ahhh. 89 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,559 And she gave me hers in return. 90 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,599 Aw, that's so... 91 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,959 That's... That is lovely. 92 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,880 It's the most magnificent thing I've ever owned. 93 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,199 But we were supposed to meet up a week later. 94 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,599 But she didn't turn up? 95 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,559 Well, her phone was disconnected, 96 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,439 and then I saw her playing 97 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,439 a dead body in an old episode of Doctors. 98 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,840 Oh, right. So you think she was maybe acting all along? 99 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,279 I really don't know. Maybe. 100 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,359 So do you want us to try and get your money back? 101 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,599 Absolutely not. No. Because the thing with Violet and I, 102 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,759 is what we have is real. 103 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,599 I just need to know the truth. 104 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,719 Will you help me? 105 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,440 - Mm. - Mm. 106 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,239 Aw, they do look happy. Maybe it was a genuine love? 107 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,919 Oh, come on! It's obviously a scam. 108 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,359 I love a romance as much as the next person, 109 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,279 but according to this background check, Bertrand Roberts 110 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,559 and accomplice were accused of fraud back in 2023. 111 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,159 Nothing was proven but... 112 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,799 Ah, no smoke without fire. 113 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,399 This Violet's obviously one of his ringers. 114 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,559 Yeah, she's probably given her golden arrow to dozens of men. 115 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,559 - All right, say you were right. - I am. 116 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,959 And you were match-makers 117 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,359 and you needed to find actors for a job, 118 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,639 no questions asked, where would you go? 119 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,119 Oh. Um... 120 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,399 Maybe End's Well Talent? 121 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:17,479 It's an agency that specialises in acting adjacent roles. 122 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,599 Proper bottom-of-the-barrel stuff. 123 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,559 Are you on their books, are you? 124 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,159 "Mongst all foes that a friend should be the worst." 125 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,039 No, my friend Bea is. 126 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,999 I'll give her a call. 127 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,239 Oh. Upon My Soulmates is holding 128 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,359 a singles event this afternoon. Shall we sign up? 129 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,039 See if Violet still works there? 130 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,279 - Makes sense. - All right. 131 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,759 I'll meet you at the agency now. 132 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,560 She reckons she'll be able to get me in. 133 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,320 MOBILE RINGS 134 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,239 Buzzy, buzzy Bea! 135 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,719 Sorry, sorry, yes. 136 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,760 This is Sebastian Brudenell. 137 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,959 A second audition? 138 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,560 You mean I have a recall? 139 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,799 Ohhh! Um... 140 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,079 Ahem. 141 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:20,319 Hello, yes. No, no, no, no, I'm interested. 142 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,759 When do you need me? 143 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,600 This afternoon? 144 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:30,680 Oh, no, it's just there was something else I had to do. 145 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,879 Hi! Hello. Hope I'm not late. 146 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,119 I wasn't expecting any more attendees today. Do come in. 147 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,440 A couple of last-minute sign-ups, my angel. 148 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,959 Everyone deserves a chance to find their soulmate. 149 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,640 Of course, my love. 150 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,159 Sorry, Bertrand Roberts. 151 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,759 - Jeff. - Hi. Paige. 152 00:07:55,760 --> 00:08:00,359 Hi. You've met my beautiful wife, Helena. The love of my life, 153 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,040 the light of my heart. 154 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,639 Sorry for the confusion, 155 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,759 it's just I normally stagger people's arrival times. 156 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,719 That way, prospective matches don't see each other until 157 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,359 they're changed. 158 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,160 What do you mean, changed? 159 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,320 - I feel like the Phantom of the Opera. - I feel like Nicole Kidman. 160 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,319 Oh! 161 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,439 Listen, as soon as we get a break, 162 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,719 we'll take a look around. 163 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,839 We need to make contact with Sebastian. 164 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,880 He's not coming. 165 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,079 I'm sorry, who are you? 166 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,439 Oh, Sebastian's friend, Beatrice, Bea. 167 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,359 Hello. Or should I say, good morrow, fair maiden? 168 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,559 Oh. You were my Bard-O-Gram. 169 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,279 Your Bard-O-what now? 170 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,039 She... she was the one that told me about Lia. 171 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,519 Yeah, I didn't want to say this morning, 172 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,799 cos I was in character, but Seb talks about you both all the time. 173 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,079 Have we met? 174 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,799 I'm sure I've seen your face before. 175 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,599 Where is Sebastian? Is he OK? 176 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,999 Oh, he's better than OK. 177 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,879 He got a call-back for that film. 178 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,319 So what's with the get-up? What kind of singles event is this? 179 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,080 I think we're about to find out. 180 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,359 Welcome all. As you may have guessed, 181 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,439 we're a very different matchmaking agency. 182 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,119 Excuse me. Sorry. 183 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,839 Our unique sensory soulmate finding system gets results. 184 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,079 After all, it worked for us. Didn't it, my darling? 185 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:53,559 Just over a year ago, I was at a party, there was a power cut. 186 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,399 It was pitch-black. 187 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:59,039 But suddenly I heard a voice, like an angel. 188 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,079 Everything was heightened. The sound of his voice, 189 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,239 his breathing, his touch. 190 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,559 The smell of her hair. 191 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,759 We didn't know what the other looked like, 192 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:12,639 or even their name, but by the time the lights came on... 193 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,080 We were in love. 194 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,840 Are they for real? Get a room. 195 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,879 This contains your registration forms. 196 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,239 All the details that used to be so important - 197 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,879 what you look like, 198 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,480 what you do for a job, where you live. 199 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,559 And it's useless. 200 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:38,439 Here we'll teach you to connect like we did. 201 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,039 These are your Cupid's Arrows. 202 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,719 At the end of the event, 203 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,319 present them to the person you feel most drawn to. 204 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,519 Come on, take one. That's it, don't be shy. 205 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,479 Drawn to? We can't see their faces. 206 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,959 How do we know whether they're hot or not? 207 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,800 I think that's probably the point. 208 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,039 I'm Paige, by the way. 209 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,359 Ah, Mariana. 210 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,520 Hi. 211 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,359 So Paige, 212 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,239 are you looking for the love of your life? 213 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:10,239 Honestly? I think I'll just settle for a plus one 214 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,880 - for my sister's wedding. Oh. - How about you? 215 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,959 My husband left me 216 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,679 a couple of years ago. If you can believe it. 217 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,519 No, I'm sorry. 218 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,039 One minute we were watching Alcaraz 219 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,559 win his first Wimbledon title, 220 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,040 the next he was gone. 221 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,600 But you can't keep a good woman down. 222 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:36,959 I'm secretly hoping Roger Federer might be behind one of these masks. 223 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:42,479 Your first activity focuses on aural chemistry, your voices. 224 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,719 But remember don't give away any details about your job, 225 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,559 wealth or personal appearance. 226 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,559 This is about going deeper, 227 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,679 finding a real, meaningful connection. 228 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,879 So, ladies and gentlemen, take your seats, 229 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:59,360 and may Cupid's Arrow strike its mark. 230 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,199 LOUD BONG 231 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,439 There's a vast amount of strategy involved. 232 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,319 I've fought ice demons, 233 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:11,319 orc princesses, even, even fire dragons. 234 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,399 Ooh. 235 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,319 - Hello. - Hello, there. 236 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,199 I know I can't ask you anything about your job, 237 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,599 but what sort of car do you drive? 238 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,879 Erm... 239 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:28,119 Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs, 240 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:32,000 Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes. 241 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,199 How's it going, dollface? 242 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,799 Are you shaking down suspects till you find this missing dame? 243 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:46,880 Oh, wait, it is ooooooooooooon. 244 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,199 Sorry, my only experience of this stuff is 245 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,519 a production of Bugsy Malone at 246 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,519 the Lyceum Theatre in Slough. 247 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,079 I played Blousey. 248 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,360 Er... 249 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,839 - Hello. - Hi. 250 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,560 I'm Cassius. 251 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:09,279 I'm Lu. Erm, sorry, I'm Paige. 252 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,399 So Paige, tell me about yourself. 253 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,839 Me? You want to hear about me? Oh, that's nice, 254 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,799 cos most of the men here, 255 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,399 they've kind of been monologuing at me. 256 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,879 Well, I prefer to listen. 257 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,479 You never know what you might learn. 258 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:27,359 And, well besides, you have a beautiful voice. 259 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,559 Really? Don't know about that. 260 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,919 Why don't you tell me 261 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,839 the values that are most important to you in a partner? 262 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,239 Wow, OK, going straight in there with the big questions, are you? 263 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,719 Ooh, let me think. OK. 264 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,079 I suppose integrity would be right up there 265 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,519 because I've been burned before, you know. 266 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,879 And maturity. 267 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,279 I'd like to not be the only grown-up in the room, you know. 268 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,559 And spontaneity, I'd like somebody spontaneous, you know? 269 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,039 And then, erm... I... Oh, sorry. 270 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,639 I'm monologuing now, aren't I? 271 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,359 Oops! Sorry. What about you? 272 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,839 Tell me about you. What are you looking for? 273 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,879 Well, a positive outlook on life is key. 274 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,319 I like good food 275 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,199 and travelling, so I'd want them to be able 276 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,759 to appreciate that as much as I do. Tick. 277 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,520 And I definitely want someone who can make me smile. 278 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,759 GONG CHIMES 279 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,400 Oh, really? 280 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,200 Well, you know what they say, big nose... 281 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,759 Oh, sorry, I was just looking for the toilets? 282 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,319 It's fine, we were just... 283 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,959 Checking someone's details. Yes, yeah. 284 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,759 I know I said that they weren't important 285 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,079 but when it comes to admin it's a little different. 286 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,439 Come on, my angel, 287 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,079 let's get ready for the next activity. 288 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,719 Of course, my love. 289 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,519 After you. 290 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,919 The toilet's just down the corridor, on the right. 291 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,160 Oh, yes, of course. Thank you. 292 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,399 As I was saying before, 293 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,959 everyone deserves their chance to find their soulmate. 294 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,400 Of course. 295 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,799 Oh, hello. 296 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,480 Hello, Sorry. I was, erm, just looking for the toilet. 297 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,719 Which this isn't it, clearly. 298 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,479 Paige? 299 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,719 Cassius? 300 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,999 I was waiting for an important call, so I snuck in here for some privacy. 301 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,319 You know we really shouldn't be doing this. 302 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,799 Doing what? 303 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,959 Talking without our masks on. 304 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,799 Oh, right, yeah. 305 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,080 I wouldn't want you to get in trouble. 306 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,639 Oh, no. 307 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,199 MOBILE BUZZES 308 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,839 Sorry. I really need to take this. Do you mind? 309 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,759 No. You do you! 310 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,279 I'll be looking out for you in the next game. 311 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,720 Yep. 312 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,719 We are now going to focus on the senses of tacticion 313 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,359 and olfaction. 314 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,719 In complete silence, I want you to stroke the arm of 315 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,999 the person in front of you. 316 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,080 Feel the sensations it brings. 317 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,039 We asked you to bring in 318 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,679 a piece of pre-worn clothing. 319 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,199 If you sense a connection with your partner, 320 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,360 exchange that clothing, inhale their pheromones... 321 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,880 ...and see if it evokes a deeper reaction. 322 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,800 Thank you. 323 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,320 Hey, Lu. 324 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,240 Earth to Lu? 325 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,879 Did you find anything in the office? 326 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,319 Office? What? No, nothing. Nothing happened. 327 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,680 - What? - What? 328 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,719 Oh, the office. Yeah. No, I got interrupted. 329 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,399 I'll have to go back later. 330 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,919 Give me your arm. 331 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:38,999 No way! 332 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,720 Yes, come on. Let me tickle it. 333 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,279 So, did you find Violet? 334 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,759 Nah, she wasn't there. 335 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,399 I'll tell you what, though, 336 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,559 some of these women are definitely actors. 337 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,199 We're meant to be touching in silence, remember? 338 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,359 Sorry. 339 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,559 Don't apologise for having a connection. 340 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,799 I think someone's ready for the olfaction exercise? 341 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,119 What? No. 342 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,039 I don't want to sniff his dirty laundry, thank you very much. 343 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,959 Never mind my dirty laundry, 344 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,239 I've smelt you after an all-nighter in the Mini. 345 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,280 Ripe. 346 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,319 I'm sorry, do you two know each other? 347 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,240 WOMAN SCREAMS 348 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,400 - What happened? - Are you OK? 349 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,759 He's dead. 350 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,239 Did he tell you his name? 351 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,680 Yes, it's Cassius. 352 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,199 No, it's Bertrand. 353 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,600 Oh. I mean, that's... 354 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,879 Are you sure that's Cassius' mask? 355 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,919 I think so. It was definitely green. 356 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,159 I've never seen a real dead body before. 357 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,520 I mean, I've pretended to be one. 358 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:53,199 D-d-don't disturb the crime scene. 359 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,919 That has never bothered you before, Frank. 360 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,239 Right, out. 361 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,800 Before I arrest you all for obstruction. 362 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,160 HE CLEARS THROAT 363 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,199 So who found the body? 364 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:16,159 Me. I was just heading for the changing room 365 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,399 to find my item of clothes for the men to smell. 366 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:26,799 When I passed the office, I...I saw him. Just lying there. 367 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:31,519 Right. I don't know what weird stuff you lot have been up to, 368 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,999 but this case is no longer yours. 369 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,319 You! 370 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,879 You know this man, madam? 371 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,519 Yeah. He's been harassing me and my husband for weeks. 372 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,439 We've been trying to get a restraining order. 373 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,719 Is that right? 374 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:48,119 Well, this wasn't me. I wasn't even in the building. 375 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,680 Shakespeare and Hathaway, I didn't do it. 376 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,319 Oh, let me guess. 377 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,879 He's our client. 378 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,400 Of course he is! 379 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,519 Yeah, well, maybe I went a bit too far, 380 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,559 but I didn't kill anybody, all right? 381 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,399 I asked the Roberts for Violet's contact details 382 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,760 but, you know, they just turned me away. 383 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,280 That's why I went to their house... 384 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,679 ...and followed them to the restaurant, 385 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,519 and then followed them back to the house, 386 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:37,800 and they... they turned off the lights about 11.30, 11.35... 387 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,199 Hey, I know that look. 388 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,599 You think I'm some creepy stalker dude 389 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,799 who lives in his mum's basement, don't you? 390 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,399 Where DO you live? 391 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,720 With my mum. 392 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,159 Look, please, 393 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,199 I'll double your fee if you stay with the case, 394 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,320 find the real killer, and clear my name. 395 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,999 Look, if we're going to carry on, you need to be honest. 396 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,879 Of course. 397 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,879 I did see Bertrand before he died. 398 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,119 - What? - Yeah. I snuck back in. 399 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,439 I just wanted to see Violet one more time. 400 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,319 And did you speak to him? 401 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,719 Well, no, I couldn't 402 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,159 because he was having an argument with a man. 403 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,799 Bertrand grabbed him and the man shoved him back. 404 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,799 And what did he look like, this other man? 405 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,599 Well, he had the cloak, 406 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:28,159 green mask and chiselled cheekbones, handsome. 407 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,320 Did he have eyes that bore into the very soul of you? 408 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,520 Maybe, yeah. 409 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,600 Cassius, isn't it? 410 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:46,239 Now, according to my source, your mystery man works here 411 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,400 as Director of Sustainability. 412 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,719 Your name isn't Paige? 413 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,559 No, sorry. It's Lu. 414 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,080 Short for Luella. 415 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,759 So it was just fake between us, you were just on a job? 416 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,399 No. Yes. Sort of. 417 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,759 It was a different name, 418 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,199 but it was the real me. 419 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,199 Everything I felt and said was, it was me. 420 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,880 Ahem! 421 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,639 Can we get back to the murder, please? 422 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,759 So you left the singles event early because of work? 423 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,479 I'd received an important call. 424 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,759 Confirmation that one 425 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,359 of our suppliers was dumping waste products illegally. 426 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,679 I mean, think of the damage to the ecosystem. 427 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,919 I had to leave immediately to deal with it. 428 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,759 I was hoping to get back before the end, 429 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,440 so I could give you... 430 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,079 ...my Cupid's Arrow. 431 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,120 Oh. 432 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,200 So why were you fighting with Bertrand Roberts? 433 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,399 What? 434 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,280 We've got a witness who saw you. 435 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,919 That wasn't a fight, it was more of a scuffle. 436 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,599 Bertrand wouldn't let me leave. 437 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,919 He said there wouldn't be enough men 438 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,399 and he couldn't afford any negative reviews 439 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,959 with so much at stake. He actually grabbed me. 440 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,879 And you shoved him? 441 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,799 Only in self-defence. Then I gave him my cloak and mask, 442 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,759 and told him if he was that worried, he could wear them. 443 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,999 And that's all? 444 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,560 I wouldn't hurt anyone. I abhor violence, I'm a vegan. 445 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,479 So what first brought you to Upon My Soulmates? 446 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,279 I thought it might be an interesting way to meet someone. 447 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,599 I was about to give up. 448 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,439 I'd already been interrogated about 449 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,839 the size of my bank balance by an older lady. 450 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,439 I bet that was Mariana. 451 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,639 Yes, that was her name. She was rather keen. 452 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,919 She kept waving her scarf under my nose saying, 453 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,160 "Here! Smell them, smell my pheromones." 454 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,399 Then I met you, Paige. 455 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,200 Sorry. Luella. 456 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,399 I'm not au fait with 457 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,320 what the rules are regarding investigators dating suspects, but... 458 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,039 ...I'd love you to give me a call some time, 459 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,360 If that's OK with you. 460 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,320 Erm, no, erm... 461 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,319 Thank you. 462 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,199 No, something isn't right. 463 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,879 Hold on. 464 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,319 If Mariana was waving 465 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,719 an item of her clothing in his face during the first game, 466 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,640 then she must have already had it on her. 467 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,279 Which means she didn't have to go out and collect it later. 468 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,639 Exactly. In which case, 469 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,440 what was she doing sneaking around outside Bertrand's office? 470 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,119 Oh, are you sure this is the right address? 471 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,200 She seemed quite posh. 472 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,720 You're investigators? 473 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,559 So you weren't at Upon My Soulmates looking for love? 474 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,239 No, sorry. Thank you. 475 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,639 I lied, 476 00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:00,719 but then I suppose you weren't exactly truthful, were you? 477 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,959 You claimed you found Bertrand's body when you went 478 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,159 to get your item of clothing, 479 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,439 but you already had it when you talked to Cassius Marchant. 480 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,359 Who's Cassius Marchant? 481 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,999 The fella in the green mask. 482 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,719 Yeah, he had a kind of smooth, almost soulful, voice. 483 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,279 Oh, yes. Yes. The one with the expensive shoes. 484 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,519 Well, you got me, darling. 485 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,119 I was snooping. 486 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,239 Why? 487 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:29,439 A few years ago, I had a huge house, nice car. 488 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,599 Then after my husband left me, 489 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,999 I discovered he had lost all our money, 490 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,599 we were paupers. So instead of retiring in luxury, 491 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,880 I ended up here. 492 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,319 I was hoping to find someone who could keep me in 493 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,919 the lifestyle to which I was accustomed. 494 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,439 I hadn't realised you couldn't share personal information. 495 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,599 How was I to know who to hone in on? 496 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,279 Oh, right, so you remembered that Bertrand had kept the file 497 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,439 with everyone's registration forms in. 498 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,199 I thought if I just had a quick peek I could target 499 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,719 the most eligible bachelor. 500 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,040 And then I spotted Bertrand, dead. 501 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,399 Did you see anyone else around? 502 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,519 Well, I wasn't really looking, darling - 503 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,999 there was a dead body. And besides, 504 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,919 I'd been focused on getting that information. 505 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,399 Ironically, it was a complete waste of time anyway. 506 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,440 The folder contained nothing but blank paper. 507 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,679 When I was in his office, 508 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,119 Bertrand said he was checking someone's details in that folder, 509 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,719 so he was lying to me. 510 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,879 And everyone else. 511 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,679 There's no way that story about them meeting in 512 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,679 a blackout was real. 513 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,919 Didn't Sebastian say that Bertrand had an accomplice? 514 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,439 Do you think that was Helena? 515 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,719 They've probably been conning people for years. 516 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,559 So what else is he hiding? 517 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,919 MUDDY SPLAT 518 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,439 - Erghhh! - Oh! 519 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,839 Eurghhh! 520 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,119 You're not getting in my car with that on your foot. 521 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,039 - What? - Find a puddle. 522 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,920 Oh, come on, it's natural. 523 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,079 I've already explained to you, sir. 524 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,399 Sorry, this exploitative state of affairs cannot stand. 525 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,999 You are sending thespians into unethical acting situations. 526 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,959 And as head of the Warwickshire Actors' Union, I demand 527 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,599 to speak to your superior at once. 528 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,559 The artists united shall never be defeated! 529 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,480 Hmm. 530 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,959 - Seb? - Bea, what are you up to? 531 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,199 Looking for work, of course. I've got rent to pay. 532 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,599 Oh! Are you working on that murder case? 533 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,200 Keep your voice down. 534 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,599 Aggghhhh! 535 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,240 Agghhhh! A mouse! 536 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,999 Aghhhhh! 537 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,559 What? Where? 538 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,399 Where is it? 539 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,919 It was so big, it had hands! 540 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,159 Where did it go? OK, OK. 541 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,039 It was this big! 542 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,640 SHE WHIMPERS 543 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,839 - This is just a prop. - Oh. 544 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,360 Bertrand must have waved it around at the start of every session. 545 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,680 This one's locked. 546 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,000 Agh! I forgot my lock pick. 547 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,239 Hmm. That one looks like a contract. 548 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,719 Yeah, look, the Roberts were due to 549 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,159 sell Upon My Soulmates to an investor. 550 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,199 Signed and dated yesterday. 551 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,599 No way! 552 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,479 They stood to make a fortune. 553 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,759 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 554 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,959 Maybe Helena didn't want to share it? 555 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,120 You think I killed Bertrand? 556 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,879 You're right, 557 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,599 I'd worked for Bertie on his previous venture. 558 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,440 But you were husband and wife? 559 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,399 Well, he said it made financial sense to get married. 560 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,639 OK, so not exactly Bridgerton, then. 561 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,039 Hence the embellishments to our romance. 562 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,599 And your accent? 563 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,279 We were the face of Upon My Soulmates. 564 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,559 We had to sell ourselves as much as anything else. 565 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,039 Yeah, and I expect 566 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,959 the fairy tale helped you sell your soulmate-finding system, did it? 567 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,839 We got that through yesterday. 568 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,559 Bertie insisted I sign it as soon as possible. 569 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,599 He was terrified the deal might fall through, for some reason. 570 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,439 Such as your buyers finding out you were using actors 571 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,399 to bump up your match rates? 572 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,119 Bertie promised me this time the business was on 573 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,240 the level. 574 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,799 But, as usual, he lied. 575 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:07,039 And with him dead, you're the only winner in the deal. 576 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,879 That's the thing. 577 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,400 I was anyway. 578 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,399 Bertie's previous company ended in liquidation, 579 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,159 all ended a bit messily. 580 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,080 So we put Upon My Soulmates in my name. 581 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,240 I didn't need to kill Bertie, not for that. 582 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,239 - So you tracked down Violet? - Mm-hm. 583 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,039 Her real name is Violet Capilet, not Lafew. 584 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,559 She was on the books at the Ends Well Talent agency, 585 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,919 but shortly after her gig at Upon My Soulmates, 586 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,759 she emigrated to Australia. 587 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,399 That's one way to avoid someone. 588 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:59,199 I've sent her an email asking about Roland and the Roberts. 589 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,519 You should definitely call him, you know. 590 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,159 But he is a suspect in a murder investigation, so. 591 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,079 True. But think about 592 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,319 Lia's face when you turn up to her wedding with him on your arm. 593 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,879 Why is Helena up here? 594 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,079 I thought you said that she was 595 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,959 getting the money from the sale anyway? 596 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,919 Yes, she was, but, I don't know, 597 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,799 I just felt like she wasn't very happy to be married to Bertrand. 598 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,839 Well, she couldn't exactly divorce him, 599 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,999 the whole business was based on their love story. 600 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,879 So maybe Bertrand dying was her only way out. 601 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,959 DEVICE CHIMES 602 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,239 Ooh, this could be the casting director from that film. 603 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,959 Ooh, check it. Quick. 604 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,239 Um... 605 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,359 Oh, it's Violet Capilet. 606 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,719 She is confirming that she was hired by Bertrand. 607 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:47,079 And she's also asking for Roland's number. 608 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,239 Seriously? 609 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,039 She said she felt bad for leaving like she did, 610 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,279 but she had no choice, 611 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,279 she had to get away from the Roberts. 612 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,639 Why? 613 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,759 "I also worked for him and his wife's previous company 614 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,119 "but I just couldn't be part 615 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,079 "of it any more." And she's sent a link. 616 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,399 It's an obituary. Spencer Parolles. 617 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,759 Hold on, 618 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,399 the company that accused Bertrand 619 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,599 of fraud was called Parolles Finance. 620 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,999 It was something to do with a property investment scheme. 621 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,239 It says there that he died of 622 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,559 a stress-induced heart attack. 623 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,280 Maybe that's why the case never got to court. 624 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,239 Look at the date. 625 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,719 So? 626 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,840 So I think I know who our killer is. 627 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,399 It seemed you'd known him much, much earlier. 628 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,479 We met during a blackout, remember? 629 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,599 I don't know what he looked like, or even his name. 630 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,000 Liar. 631 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,440 There was a woman in Bertrand's old office. 632 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,839 We never got her name. 633 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,120 It was you, wasn't it? 634 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,359 You were working together to scam people. 635 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,199 Please, we never meant for anyone to get hurt. 636 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,239 But they did! 637 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,919 Mariana! 638 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,639 Please, put the arrow down. 639 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,639 You don't understand. 640 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,679 You don't know what she took from me. 641 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,199 Yes, we do. 642 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,400 July 16th, 2023. 643 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,799 I remembered that date. 644 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,479 You see, my late mother, 645 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,959 she was a massive tennis fan. 646 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,399 And so now, every year, 647 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,039 my sister and I, we watch Wimbledon finals together, 648 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,719 in her memory. 649 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:25,479 And that was the date that Carlos Alcaraz won his first title, 650 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,840 the day you said your husband left you. 651 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,879 It's also the date that 652 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,360 Spencer Parolles died of a fatal heart attack. 653 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,479 Your husband didn't walk out, did he? 654 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,560 He died. 655 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,519 Spencer was trying to get our money back, 656 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,880 to prove he was a victim of fraud. 657 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,279 But the stress was too much for his heart. 658 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,719 I'm so sorry. 659 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,519 He was a good man, and he made me a better person. 660 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,119 Why act now? 661 00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,919 A friend thought I'd been wallowing for too long, 662 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,479 sent me a link to Upon My Soulmates. 663 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,159 Imagine my surprise when I realised that it was 664 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,280 Bertrand Roberts' new company. 665 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,359 I stupidly thought he might have evidence in his office, 666 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,599 but Bertrand caught me. 667 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,559 What did you hope to find? A big file labelled "con jobs"? 668 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,239 So you admit you conned my Spencer? 669 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,279 Any money that you and your husband 670 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,159 may or may not have invested, was always at risk. 671 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,399 It's in the small print. 672 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,439 Now, if you don't mind...? 673 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,399 You sent Spencer to an early grave. 674 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,879 The shame of being taken in like that! 675 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,999 Oh, please! 676 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,439 The only people you or your precious husband have to blame, 677 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,800 are yourselves. 678 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,159 Are you still here? 679 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,360 Go. 680 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,000 Shut the door on your way out. 681 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,679 Aghhhhh! 682 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,520 Bertrand paid for what he did. 683 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,159 I assumed she'd been taken in by him, too. 684 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,559 I actually felt sorry for her. 685 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,919 But then, did you hear us talking outside your caravan? 686 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,839 It turns out she was just as much to blame as he was. 687 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,279 - No, please! - Sit down! 688 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,519 Aghhh! 689 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,239 No! No, please! 690 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:26,959 I understand how hard it must have been when you lost Spencer, 691 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,399 but you know this isn't what he would have wanted. 692 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,879 I don't care! 693 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,279 No, but he would have. 694 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,679 Surely the best way to honour a good man is not killing, 695 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,599 it's by doing the right thing. 696 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,360 And you said yourself, he made you a better person. 697 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,400 I just... miss him... 698 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,960 ...so, so much. 699 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:59,400 MARIANA SOBS 700 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,679 I told you guys to stay out of this. 701 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,319 It could have got really dangerous. 702 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,999 Aw! Anyone would think you cared. 703 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,719 I do care about all the extra paperwork I get 704 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,480 if you two get yourself killed. 705 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,599 - He loves us really. - Yeah, right! 706 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,919 Mrs Roberts, 707 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,559 Mrs Florence is levelling some pretty serious claims against you. 708 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,159 Something about an investment scam. 709 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,479 I always knew what Bertie and I did ruined lives, 710 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,720 but I just... 711 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,640 ...buried my head in the sand. 712 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,639 I'll tell you everything you need to know. 713 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,080 Come this way. 714 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,479 Oh, Roland! 715 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,679 Hello. 716 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,239 Hi! 717 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,039 Oh, your assistant told me that I'd find you here. 718 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,359 I just wanted to say thank you, both. 719 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,799 You know we... we never really thought it was you? 720 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,119 Oh, not about, like, clearing my name. 721 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,759 - For Violet. - Oh! 722 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,960 You know, um... 723 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,199 ...she's messaged me, 724 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,479 and she's coming back to England in a couple of weeks 725 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,559 and we're going to finally get together. 726 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,719 Oh, that's great. 727 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,959 Yeah. 728 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,599 Oh, this sensory dating, you know, it really does work. 729 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,080 Good. 730 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,279 Oh, see you later. 731 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,040 Bye. Thank you! 732 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,960 Aw! 733 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,240 HATHAWAY SIGHS DEEPLY 734 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:45,279 Sebastian was right. You should call him. 735 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,319 Really? 736 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,879 Yeah. I mean, he might be a vegan, 737 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,519 but at least we know he's not a murderer. 738 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,400 And if Roland can find love... 739 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,039 OK, I'm going to do it. 740 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,719 I'm going to call him. 741 00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,959 MOBILE RINGS 742 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,439 Oh, it's Sebastian calling. 743 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,279 He's probably checking in about Helena. 744 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,559 Hi, darling! Don't worry, we're OK, 745 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,680 but you did miss all the drama, though. 746 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,320 Sebastian? 747 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,359 Hello! Are you there? 748 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,919 Yes, yes. No, I am. 749 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,199 It's... um... just that casting director called. 750 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,720 I got the job on the film. 751 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,079 That's brilliant news! 752 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,279 Yeah, that's great! Well done! 753 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,559 Well, I'm really jealous now, a whole week in LA. 754 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,879 Yes. The thing is, I got it a bit wrong. 755 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,999 It's not shooting for six days, 756 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,360 it's actually shooting for six months. 757 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,599 Oh... Oh, wow! 758 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,999 Well, that's... that's... um... 759 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,039 Well, I really am jealous now. 760 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,359 You're not mad? 761 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,399 I mean, I'd have to be away from Shakespeare and Hathaway 762 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,599 for quite some time. 763 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,719 'Course we're not mad. 764 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,119 It's what you've always wanted. 765 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,280 When do you start? 766 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,799 Sebastian? 767 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,999 Well, they've already begun filming, 768 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,960 and they want me ASAP, so... 769 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,560 ...I'm leaving tomorrow. 770 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,759 Hello! 771 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,359 Lu? 772 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,759 Frank? 773 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,399 Well, my taxi isn't for another couple of hours, 774 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,239 so I thought maybe we could have a final cuppa, 775 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:28,439 perhaps a custard... cream? 776 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,519 Surprise! 777 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,479 You didn't think we'd let you leave 778 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,839 without saying a proper goodbye, did you? 779 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,239 Well, I'm impressed with the theatrics. 780 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,960 Well, we learnt from the best. 781 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,159 Thank you. 782 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,639 Cheers! 783 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,519 PARTY POPPERS TOOT 784 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,399 But, honestly, the scream, I think it perforated an eardrum. 785 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,519 Oh, thanks. 786 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,439 I'm not even afraid of mice. 787 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,639 Seriously, where do I know you from? 788 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,520 Go on. Do it. 789 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,119 I just love my Toasty Puffs! 790 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,639 You're the Toasty Puffs girl! 791 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,439 Yeah. From the ages of five to eleven. 792 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,559 No way! 793 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,879 I used to love those. Do you remember the, um...? 794 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,999 ♪ Toasty Puffs, Toasty Puffs Sweet and round and roasty puffs 795 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,999 ♪ Loved from coast to coasty puffs, toasty Toasty Puffs. ♪ 796 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,439 Your face was on all the cereal boxes. 797 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,479 Yeah, I was a cultural icon. I was on This Morning, 798 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,919 I even met Mr Blobby. 799 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,479 I've always wanted to meet Mr Blobby. 800 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,279 Until it was decided that I was getting too old, 801 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,160 and they replaced me with a cartoon squirrel. 802 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,040 MOBILE BEEPS Oh. 803 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,599 Oh, it's from Gloria. 804 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,879 She's wishing me luck. 805 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:38,999 Is she still in Greece? 806 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,199 Mm. For the foreseeable. She's gone full Mamma Mia! 807 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,039 and bought a bar out there with her new fella, Lefteris. 808 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,320 KNOCKING 809 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,679 Er, who invited you? 810 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,359 I heard there was a party. 811 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,599 Came to make sure there's not a breach of the peace. 812 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,279 Are you serious? 813 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,719 I mean, that's what I'll tell my superiors. 814 00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,279 Sebastian, eh, good luck. 815 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,959 You know, out of you three, 816 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,079 I always disliked you the least. 817 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,359 Thanks... I think. 818 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,679 Vol-au-vent? 819 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,679 Help yourselves. 820 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,280 Sausage rolls. 821 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,399 HATHAWAY SIGHS 822 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,999 He's really going, isn't he? 823 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,200 Looks like it. 824 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,239 Do you think they'll be all right without you? 825 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,839 Oh, um, 826 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,720 I was planning to talk to you about that, actually. 827 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,639 HATHAWAY SIGHS DEEPLY 828 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,999 Taxi's here. 829 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,439 I'm so sorry I'm abandoning you like this. 830 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,679 Stop it! Don't be daft! 831 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,279 We're now friends with a famous Hollywood actor. 832 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,759 Oh, well, it's only a small part. 833 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,079 We're going to see your name up there in lights. 834 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,959 And we are so proud of you. 835 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,319 At least we'll be able 836 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,559 to hire someone who can do paperwork properly. 837 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,879 Um, actually, I've already spoken 838 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,559 to Bea, and she's available to cover me. 839 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,679 - Bea? - Mm. 840 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,799 She's fascinated by the job, she wants to learn, 841 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,359 and she's a big fan of you both. 842 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,079 I couldn't think of a better replacement. 843 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,239 CAR HORN BEEPS 844 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,959 Oh, I have to go. 845 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,359 Um, please, 846 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,999 play nicely with each other. 847 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,599 I won't be around to referee, 848 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,439 and I would hate for there to be 849 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,519 a repeat of what happened before. 850 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,239 Shakespeare and Hathaway need to stick together. 851 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,479 We will. 852 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,960 We promise. 853 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,760 Ahhhhh! 854 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,520 Come here. 855 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,559 "And whether we shall meet again I know not. 856 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,560 "Therefore our everlasting farewell take. 857 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:49,039 "Forever and forever farewell." 858 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,040 - Oh! - Ooh. 859 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,720 CAR ENGINE STARTS 860 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,920 The end of an era. 861 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,600 Or the start of a new one. 862 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,320 Subtitles by Red Bee Media